“He said they had picked up a non-cat-friendly dog on the journey and he would just drop off the kittens in the woods.” —u/PoloGrounder
“As soon as he was out the door, Friend 1 jumped up, dropped his pants and underwear, and fucking crop dusted my roommate’s pillow.” —u/Nerevarine91
“After about 11 months of sobriety, my ‘best friend’ shows up at my door, several bottles of vodka with her.” —u/EllieSouthworthEwing
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