If you just had the absolute worst month, just remember…
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The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:
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The person who drove into the one place you should never drive into:
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The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:
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The person whose humidifier really put a damper on things:
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The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:
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The person who quite literally laundered their money:
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The person who is going to be cleaning goop out of their oven until the cows come home:
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The person who had a very rational reaction to seeing an insect:
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The person who loves all their pets very much, I’m sure:
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The person who straight-up had a Hanna-Barbera cartoon moment while fishin’ down at the crick:
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The person whose patio table simply ceased to exist:
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The person who will be using a lint roller on their jeans until the cows come home:
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The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:
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The person whose dreams were smashed before their eyes:
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The person who ordered extra mold on their pizza:
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The person who learned time’s oldest lesson:
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The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on:
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The person whose package has found its eternal resting place:
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The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:
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The person whose dryer got a cool new makeover:
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The person who pretty much got stuck like a character in The Sims:
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The person who was betrayed by the pancake they loved the most:
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The person who just needs a break:
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The person who left a trail of berry:
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The person whose rear end is now accepting thoughts and prayers:
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The person who got a little extra value in their lunch today:
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The person whose plant is laughing at them from the Great Beyond:
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The person who was voted “Most Likely to Have to Get a Ring Surgically Removed”:
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The person who was betrayed by the french fries they loved the most:
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The person whose ring is lost to the crevices of their bathroom:
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The person whose shoes just got a fresh new dye job:
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The person who is about to eat Schrödinger’s chips:
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The person whose basement is now an in-ground pool:
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The person who gave their baby the most beautiful name:
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The person who got a little extra iron in their nutritious serving of hot dogs:
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The person who got a little extra cronch with their water:
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The person whose stairs will smell of beef for the rest of all time:
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The person who was lucky enough to find a friendly little worm in their fruit:
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The person who might want to turn the volume down:
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The person who got a fun souvenir from the dentist:
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The person who just got conked on the head by nature’s wrath:
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The person whose car is about to be very, very sticky:
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The person whose house will, at the very least, ward off any and all vampires for the foreseeable future:
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The person who almost got caught by a fish beyond the grave:
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The person whose dinner is about to make everyone in a three-block radius sneeze:
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The person who spilled an absolutely comical amount of paper shreddings:
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The person whose garlic bread just solved the Lament Configuration:
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The person whose record just got extra wavy:
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The person whose headphones look positively delicious:
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And the person whose sign went more ignored than any sign has ever been ignored: